You know the drill - where'd I pull these quotes from - and no googling for cheats!

1. I want to kill everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal.  - The Burbs

2. Look around you - can you construct some sort of rudimentary lathe?

3. Over the mysteries of female life there is drawn a veil, best left undisturbed.

4. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Clue

5. I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it is the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conslusion is uncertain. - The Shawshank Redemption

6. I am removing the superfluous buns. - Father of the Bride

7. Then please, my dear, encourage no one else. Marriage is so disrupting to one's social circle. - Emma

8. You  remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed!

9. I'm not like you, Philip. I'm not one of those people that's only good on the phone. In person you just blame everybody. You made a mistake at the office, you gave out the address! Did I blame you? No! I blamed the Santa Anas! I don't even know what the Santa Anas are!  - Mixed Nuts

10. Now you listen to me! I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed. - North by Northwest

11. Do you realize what you've done? You've taken a woman who loves you - one of the great women in the world - and thrown her away. I lost her, too, but I will get over it because I am shallow and self-centered. But you, you won't, because you are "complex." You will feel terrible anquish for the rest of your life. This is turning out to be a pretty good day. - The Money Pit

12. Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I am not him.

13. You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?

14. From now on we live ina world where man has walked on the moon. And it's not a miracle - we just decided to go.

15. Don't let him know, though. He must be anxious enough as it is, knowing what lies ahead. Then again, we all are. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. It was a given I'd choose something from that, no? ;)
Under the cut is a meme about my year in review. Lesson to take away? I'm really glad to be out of school. As in REALLY GLAD.

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As inspired by Heather* (though hers were more oriented to the strange variety, wheras mine are just things that annoy me.):

1. Stop it with the check-writing at the grocery store, people! Checks are no longer REMOTELY useful other than for paying bills. It used to be that by writing a check the amount would not be deducted from your account for a few days. Now they just swipe the check and read the routing number instantaneously and by still writing checks YOU WASTE MY TIME.
2. Why can't people repeat their name and phone number at the end of a voice mail message instead of at the beginning? How am I supposed to know whether or not I need to call the person back until AFTER I've listened to the message?
3. If I am eating something that you (general) don't like, why tell me how disgusting it is? I'm not prying your jaws open and forcing it down your throat, am I? All you do by saying that is annoy me.
4. Similarly, if you (also general) think something smells foul, why is your immediate reaction to tell me to smell it, too? You've already told me it reeks so why on earth whould I want to?
5. I don't really care for it when people tell me that I have dark circles under my eyes. They're genetic. They don't go away. I KNOW I have circles under my eyes since I did actually look in the mirror this morning, believe it or not.
We're going out to diner tonight, but not until another few hours and in my quet for cookie I found an internet connected computer for hotel guests, yay. I'm obviously making good use of this facilty for business travellers.

I sleep in: a bed, in a pair of PJ bottoms and a $5 tank top from Old Navy
I drive a: fire engine red Nissan X-Terra named Marty
I live in a: 3 bd/2 ba single floor house in So Cal
I honeymooned in: San Francisco for 4 days. Shut up. Money was tight.
I've been married: 4 years as of November 4
My favorite childhood vacation: Europe when I was 7. We went to West Germany, Luxembourg, and Belgium.
The CD in my car stereo: The Killers - Hot Fuss
I was born in: New York
My favorite snack food: guacamole and tortilla chips or anything with cheese

And also, 10 things which I hope I would get for the holidays, but probably won't:

1. A massage
2. A bunch of gift certificates to a good movie theatre (Goblet of Fire; Rent; The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, Elizabethtown; Memoirs of a Geisha; Shopgirl)
3. A good quality set of cooking knives
4. The complete Star Wars collection on DVD
5. new boots
6. A hook up for my iPod in my car
7. A complete outfit from somewhere chic
8. A bottle of Opus 1
9. Self-cleaning cat littler box
10. Gardening service for 1 year
5 good things

1. Those things I posted about buying this week? I'm buying them today.
I leave for New york on Monday. Which is going to allow me:
2. -Coffee or dinner with Marie
3. -Dinner with my Aunt & Uncle
4. -A show on Broadway (leaning toward a Light in the Piazza)
5. -A chance to listen to more podcasts (on the plane)


5 things you probably don't know about me

1. I got certified at Scuba diving when I was 12.
2. I have horrendously weak nails that split all the freaking time. Nail strengtheners don't help.
3. I can recite at great length from the movie To Kill a Mockingbird (from the book as well, since the movie script follows the book fairly well).
4. In college I seriously thought about joining the reserves in one of the military branches. Had I not met Bryan so young I would probbaly have done so.
5. I have exceptionally good eyesight. 20/13 eyesight as of my last eye exam several years ago.

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I can't find either my Yoda Pez dispenser or my Princess Leia Pez dispenser - all I can find is Darth Vader. Which means unless I can suddenly locate them in the next couple of days I won't be bringing them with me on the trip. Grump.
Apparently I am a:
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It's probably wrong that I'm SO terribly amused by this, but I don't really care.
what cool harry potter character icons are you?(great icons) by sam55lv
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The one for the color "other" sucked ass. But I rather like these. :)
What Icons are for you? by ladyallie
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Sex
Your Love icon is...
Your Sad Icon is...
Your Happy Icon is...
Your Angry Icon is...
Your Food Icon is...
Your Animal Icon is...
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