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Why must I work? I mean really? I could certainly find better things to do with myself given the opportunity. Things like exploring The Sugar Quill as much as I want to. Because it is so incredibly worth it. But work interferes and then there's that darned school thing. Oh, and the fixing-up-the-house thing. And even the whole having to shop for food and cook food and clean up from cooking the food. And working out. And showering. And laundering clothes. And brushing teeth. Seriously – it's a wonder I have time for anything at all. Grump. Best to get in as much Sugar Quill as I can before chooseing to have kids, yes?

The Sugar Quill's Daily Affirmations
§ "Harry and Hermione" is a ridiculous impossibility. Harry is allowed to date Cho, but will end up with Ginny.
§ The Weasley family RULES (especially Ron, whom it will be okay to lust after outward in the seventh year- for us older gals)
§ Hermione is NOT whiny. She is a bit bossy, but she is so smart that she deserves to be
§ Ron is a boy. A teenage boy. He's insecure and jealous sometimes, but he is not a bad person. Not a double-agent, or a potential Death Eater of any kind. He had a fight with his best friend. It happens, it's normal. It's a part of character development. He will grow up. Chill!
§ Hermione and Ron also do not fight to the point of tears EVERY DAY. Sometimes, they are nice.
§ Ginny is a girl, a young girl. Yes, she giggles on occasion. Yes, she has a crush on Harry, and yes, she got into trouble with Riddle's Diary. That does not mean she's useless, shallow, stupid or otherwise unworthy of Harry's attention. It means she's young, and that she needs more development. This is already scheduled to begin in Book 5. JKR has the matter well in hand. Thank you for your concern. Added June 28, 2003 - OotP has confirmed that we interpreted wisely.
§ Draco and Hermione - WHAT is with that? Draco and Ginny? Hmmm... See the first affirmation.
§ Ron will not betray Harry.
§ Dumbledore is no more likely to be evil than Snape is to adopt Harry
§ Smart girls choose Ron
§ Sirius looks like Colin Firth (thinner Colin, but with Darcy hair) and Remus Lupin looks like...??? We can't decide. Suggestions welcome. Zsenya says he has longish hair, but Arabella disagrees... Added June 28, 2003 - Zsenya is very pleased with the selection of Gary Oldman as Sirius and David Thewlis as Remus in the upcoming Prisoner of Azkaban movie.
§ Hermione shall have sleek straight hair, or wonderfully wavy hair ONLY when it is expressly mentioned that she worked extra-hard on it, as in canon. Under no circumstances is it to simply morph over the years
§ Added June 28, 2003. Remus/Tonx? What's up with that? Tonx Rox. Remus Rox. But together, they fall asleep.

I haven't watched it (yet), but I have a copy of Harry Potter PoA on DVD sitting at home... RIGHT NOW (I borrowed it from a friend who got it from, well, not entirely legal sources. Sources that evade the law and tend not to report all of their income sort of sources. I don't question these things. I just go with them. I can rationalize it since I'm planning on buying the movie the day it's released into stores.). I could be at home watching PoA and reading The Sugar Quill.

So what am I doing here?