Lindsay shouldn't be allowed to take care of herself, let alone suprevise other people.

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Every morning at work I make a packet of microwaveable oatmeal for breakfast. Today my mind was on other things as I was prepping it, but I put it in the microwave as normal, put on the timer, and went to sit at my desk and answer a couple of emails until it was ready. I heard the microwave ding, opened it up, and immediately saw and smelled the smoke.

I put the oatmeal in to cook without adding the water.

Now the whole office smells rank and everyone's laughing at me. Me included.