I am a modern medical miracle

So, just out of curiosity I got on the scale today just prior to using the restroom. The scale (digital with body fat readout) gave me a readout of XXX.4. M'kay. It's roughly what I figured it would be. After using the restroom I hopped on the scale again* and this time it gave me a figure of XXX.8 pounds. And just to be clear, since I'm doing the X thing, given this is a public post and all, the scale said I GAINED 0.4 pounds between the minute or so interval which involved me doing as nature intended.

Not once. Not twice, but THREE separate time the scale told me I gained 0.4 pounds by using the restroom.

I'd like to take a moment and say the following: THE HELL?!?

Surely this deserves papal notice.


* No, I'm not OCD about my weight, but I am trying to get a baseline of my body fat percentage, and I'm having a heck of a time doing it - the darn figure seems to change whenever someone so much as sneezes.

Book 6: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

"She seemed to confirm the Half Blood Prince title on the Daily News page by adding "The HBP is neither Harry nor Voldemort," she wrote."

How much do I hope that the HBP is Hagrid? LOTSLOTSLOTS! Hm.

Wonder if it's half-blood prince: as in someone of half-blood (Hagrid counts - half wizard, half giant. Oooh, maybe he's going to become the prince of the giants. Yay!) or half blood-prince: as in.. well.. as in I have no idea. But Rowling's got a nack for things I have no idea of.

(Truly I wih it were Nevile, but since his Grandmother told Harry, Ron, and Hermione that both of his parents were Aurors (Instead of just his father as was stated in the Pensieve chapter of GOF) I suppose it's not possible. Bummer.)