One of the many items in Lindsay's 'no way!' file.

I've been going through and tossing or recycling a bunch of stuff I had kept. I came across a handwritten letter someone sent me at work, and felt I couldn't discard it in good conscience without keeping some sort of record here. It's just too damn funny not to. All of the spelling and punctuation are taken directly from the letter...


Dear consumist, I am interesting and I am looking for an entrance in your school of education for future rephrences in representation and I am a nice person, and have a pass work: History in entertainment industry. I would like to further my education in rephrences to music education i am inclinde in various feilds: modeling music and english and acting. I would like a Broshure in ascpects about your school and would like to attend as soon as possible I am Born in new orleans Louisiana and I am Currently residing at patton State Hospital and I am seeking enthusiants indline replys. If you can help me please tell me what are the requirements of the entry of [my university name] your inquiry is interesting and I would like more information about admission requirements
thank you
ps. I am waiting to here from you all
sincerlly:
[signed name]

When I first got this letter I went online and checked out Patton State Hospital. It's a mental institution. Fabulous! That's so going to be my newest student recruiting location.

I never did send this gentleman an information packet. Whoops.