A) You've seen how pale I am. Exposing that much unalterred white flesh would surely cause light to be reflected back towards space, thus shifting the planetary alignment and forever alterring the space-time continuum. You wouldn't want to be held responsible for that kind of destruction, now would you?
B) I have stretch marks. They're small, but they're also RED. I got them when I went through puberty, too, so I knew there was no way I was going to escape getting them while pg. But they're not exactly photo quality.
C) Crystal *is* a lying sack of shit, no matter what excuse she dreams up. I realize this is unrelated to this thread, but whatever. It's true.
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Date: 2006-09-19 09:11 pm (UTC)B) I have stretch marks. They're small, but they're also RED. I got them when I went through puberty, too, so I knew there was no way I was going to escape getting them while pg. But they're not exactly photo quality.
C) Crystal *is* a lying sack of shit, no matter what excuse she dreams up. I realize this is unrelated to this thread, but whatever. It's true.
D - the truth) I'm not that brave.