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lindsaydotcomTom Cruise is insane. Not like we didn't know that already.
Tom Cruise hasn't made many friends within the medical community lately.
First the American Psychiatric Association slammed the actor for referring to psychiatry as a "pseudoscience," calling Cruise's remarks "irresponsible." Now the American College of Radiology is up in arms over Cruise's admission that he purchased a sonogram machine and uses it to perform at-home ultrasounds on fiancée Katie Holmes.
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,17872,00.html?fdnews
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Not only was season 3 of Arrested Development cut short (from 22 episodes ordered, to 13), it was also cancelled. Bastards.
http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/local/13144665.htm
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/11/television.shows.reut/
Buuuuut, I found this on the AD message boards...
This is what I just read on E!online, lets cross our fingers everyone!!!!
HOPEFUL DEVELOPMENT? Executive producer Brian Grazer telling CNN Headline News' Showbiz Tonight he's in talks with other networks about picking up Arrested Development after Fox axed the offbeat Emmy-winning comedy from its schedule.
Let's hope. :)
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I'd forgotten how incredibly, *incredibly* funny those captions are from the 1974 Weight Watcher Cards at http://Candyboots.com. HOLY SHIT.
Um, I guess this is a salad best enjoyed at the house of that one scary lady down the street who never leaves the house and talks to her knicknacks.
I showed this card to a friend who said, "What the hell's in that bowl-- bong water?!"
Is that why the ceramic animals are so drawn to it? Is it their magical pond?
Why have they gathered? What do they want?
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I had no idea frankfurters could be so spectacular. Wow!
I would almost be willing to upholster a whole damn pineapple with pork product just to be able to say I was serving Frankfurter Spectacular. Say it with me: Frankfurter! Spectacular!
Why would you even want to eat this? Why, when you could keep your mouth busy for hours just by repeating the life-affirming phrase that is "Frankfurter Spectacular."
FRANKFURTER SPECTACULAR!
Thank you.
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If this were submitted by one of my applicants as their personal statement, I'd vote to admit on principle alone.
http://www.lucifer.com/~sasha/humor/admission.html
Tom Cruise hasn't made many friends within the medical community lately.
First the American Psychiatric Association slammed the actor for referring to psychiatry as a "pseudoscience," calling Cruise's remarks "irresponsible." Now the American College of Radiology is up in arms over Cruise's admission that he purchased a sonogram machine and uses it to perform at-home ultrasounds on fiancée Katie Holmes.
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,17872,00.html?fdnews
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Not only was season 3 of Arrested Development cut short (from 22 episodes ordered, to 13), it was also cancelled. Bastards.
http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/local/13144665.htm
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/11/television.shows.reut/
Buuuuut, I found this on the AD message boards...
This is what I just read on E!online, lets cross our fingers everyone!!!!
HOPEFUL DEVELOPMENT? Executive producer Brian Grazer telling CNN Headline News' Showbiz Tonight he's in talks with other networks about picking up Arrested Development after Fox axed the offbeat Emmy-winning comedy from its schedule.
Let's hope. :)
***
I'd forgotten how incredibly, *incredibly* funny those captions are from the 1974 Weight Watcher Cards at http://Candyboots.com. HOLY SHIT.
Um, I guess this is a salad best enjoyed at the house of that one scary lady down the street who never leaves the house and talks to her knicknacks.
I showed this card to a friend who said, "What the hell's in that bowl-- bong water?!"
Is that why the ceramic animals are so drawn to it? Is it their magical pond?
Why have they gathered? What do they want?
***
I had no idea frankfurters could be so spectacular. Wow!
I would almost be willing to upholster a whole damn pineapple with pork product just to be able to say I was serving Frankfurter Spectacular. Say it with me: Frankfurter! Spectacular!
Why would you even want to eat this? Why, when you could keep your mouth busy for hours just by repeating the life-affirming phrase that is "Frankfurter Spectacular."
FRANKFURTER SPECTACULAR!
Thank you.
***
If this were submitted by one of my applicants as their personal statement, I'd vote to admit on principle alone.
http://www.lucifer.com/~sasha/humor/admission.html
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:14 pm (UTC)Here's the essay-writer. Looks like it would be a good call to admit him: http://www.annonline.com/interviews/980223/biography.html
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Date: 2005-12-01 10:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-02 03:03 am (UTC)Ya know how sometimes you say "ROTF!" even though you aren't really, literally rolling on the floor? Well, I'm not really ROTF, but I really reall am LOL. Whew boy, that's funny.